El Clásico.

I don't really have much to say, except AHHHHHHHH BARCA MY LOVES, YOU ARE THE BEST. FIVE ZERO BITCHESSSS. Go home, Real Madrid. YOU GOT NOTHIN.


I'm super happy that FC Barcelona won and Real Madrid LOSSTTTT. Sure I love a lot of the Real Madrid players, but no sympathy from me tonight. I sadfaced at all the fights that broke during this match. Mostly instigated by Real Madrid. Not cool guys. Totally not classy. Come on, have more class than that. Plus, you're hurting my Barca players. :(


But yay!yay!yay!yay!yay! Barca won FIVE-ZERO. MESSI. XAVI. INIESTA. PEDRO. DAHVEED FREAKIN VILLA. PUYOL. PIQUE. JEFFREN.


FC BARCELONA, YOU GUYS ARE ALL AMAZING.


(And Dahveed Villa, you are my hero. <3)